Tumblr (3.0; @lashley)http://lashley.tumblr.com/<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksv66xDNLm1qz9dmso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>can’t argue with the truth.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://gds923.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">gds923</a>)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/238654945http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/238654945Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:13:26 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksob6gHy651qzvfhro1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>bingo. found this year’s most offensive halloween costume. finally. way to hit on two levels, man. you’re an american hero.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://deadspin.com/5398184/sports+o+ween-iii-season-of-the-itchy-sweatpants/gallery/" target="_blank">deadspin</a>)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/234683448http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/234683448Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:56:00 -0500<a href="http://www.steakhouseorgaybar.com/">steak house or gay bar?</a>: <p>so <i>this </i>is a thing now.</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/234675564http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/234675564Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:45:41 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksn5lqCWPE1qzy4ewo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://slaughterhouse90210.tumblr.com/post/233955673/stupidity-is-the-same-as-evil-if-you-judge-by-the" target="_blank">slaughterhouse90210</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.” <br/> — Margaret Atwood, <i>Surfacing</i></p> </blockquote> <p>this may be the most accurate slaughterhouse90210 ever.</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/234018330http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/234018330Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:23:16 -0500<object width="400" height="358"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSHITTY_FORD_ARTICLE_10_29.jpg&videoid=98976&title=Ford%20Unveils%20New%20Car%20For%20Cash-Strapped%20Buyers%3A%20The%201993%20Taurus" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSHITTY_FORD_ARTICLE_10_29.jpg&videoid=98976&title=Ford%20Unveils%20New%20Car%20For%20Cash-Strapped%20Buyers%3A%20The%201993%20Taurus"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/234017455http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/234017455Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:22:06 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmga0tsVt1qzvfhro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>members of the roots let douchebag frontrunning yankee fan jay-z know what they think about him after the yanks beat the phillies tonight to capture their 27th championship.</p> <p>they speak for us all.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://twitter.com/questlove/" target="_blank">questo’s twitter</a>)</p> <p>oh, and phils: thanks for the great run, again.</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/233634522http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/233634522Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:51:36 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RSRigInpvYM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RSRigInpvYM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!</p> <p>the autotune! it does nothing!</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/233073826http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/233073826Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:33:09 -0500<object width="400" height="358"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FGLENN_BECK_ARTICLE_10_29.jpg&videoid=98957&title=Victim%20In%20Fatal%20Car%20Accident%20Tragically%20Not%20Glenn%20Beck" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FGLENN_BECK_ARTICLE_10_29.jpg&videoid=98957&title=Victim%20In%20Fatal%20Car%20Accident%20Tragically%20Not%20Glenn%20Beck"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>wow. this is just stone cold. i think i like it.</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/232254381http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/232254381Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:05:38 -0500<a href="http://gawker.com/5396185/claude-levi+strauss-anthropology-god">claude levi-strauss dies at 100.</a>: <p>wait, CLAUDE LEVI-STRAUSS WAS STILL ALIVE?</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/232132204http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/232132204Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:31:01 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjnt4E9t31qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i so wish i had thought of this.</p> <p><a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/232012425/my-favorite-halloween-costume-via-slashfilm" target="_blank">paulscheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My Favorite Halloween Costume</p> <p>(Via <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com" target="_blank">Slashfilm</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/232130334http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/232130334Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:28:35 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgjj6hRjK1qzvfhro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 mustached american of the year, arizona diamondbacks reliever clay zevada. and proud we are of all of him.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://americanmustacheinstitute.org/cs/blogs/ami_2009/archive/2009/10/29/diamondbacks-zavada-wins-mustached-american-of-the-year.aspx" target="_blank">american mustache institute</a>)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/230268879http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/230268879Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:16:14 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksd1d7eF241qza7vzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>i’d like milk steak, boiled over hard, and some of your finest jelly beans, raw…</p> <p>(via <a href="http://mfatkin.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">mfatkin</a>)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/228903456http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/228903456Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:00:11 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc905UyeB1qzvfhro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh, <i>today show</i>, i watched you today and you were awful.</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/228091974http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/228091974Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:38:28 -0400<a href="http://videogum.com/archives/an_open_letter/an_open_letter_to_january_jone_097921.html">an open letter to january jones.</a>: <p>seconded. nic cage movies are career poison.</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/226035587http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/226035587Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:42:48 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8gvwtufk1qzvfhro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>arnold likes to send coded messages in his vetoes.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.sfbg.com/blogs/politics/2009/10/arnold_to_sf_fuck_you.html" target="_blank">sfbg politics blog</a>)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/226032413http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/226032413Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:38:10 -0400<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=mergler/091022">ballad of a green man.</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=mergler/091022" target="_blank">espn</a>)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/225104836http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/225104836Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:21:09 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6or5U4Jr1qzvfhro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>fuck new york straight in the fucking face.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/frillies_are_coming_to_town_mnrbqD4sqsEKH10TfB3k6H" target="_blank">new york post</a>, america’s shittiest paper)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/225033678http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/225033678Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:33:03 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bjbb70futbo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bjbb70futbo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thomaswheatley.tumblr.com/post/221388663/anavalentina-omd-telegraph-great-song" target="_blank">thomaswheatley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://anavalentina.tumblr.com/post/221220170/omd-telegraph" target="_blank">anavalentina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMD - “Telegraph”</p> </blockquote> <p>Great song. And a great dance at about 0:50.</p> </blockquote> <p>somebody needs to mash this up with ‘pocket calculator’ by kraftwerk.</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/221491118http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/221491118Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:23:15 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vkf5jW9GM48&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vkf5jW9GM48&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-10-23/msnbc-anchor-aint-too-sharpton/" target="_blank">best week ever</a>)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/220993040http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/220993040Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:29:47 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vuLb0Tnr3Ls&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vuLb0Tnr3Ls&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>dodgers: go home and get your fuckin’ shine box.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/quite-possibly-the-greatest-thing-ever/" target="_blank">the fightins</a>)</p>http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/219376866http://lashley.tumblr.com/post/219376866Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:39:19 -0400