“A president should never get involved in a local, city specific issue. President Bush never did, no matter how flooded a city got.”—dr. stephen t. colbert, d.f.a., on president obama’s intervention in the henry louis gates controversy.
“With this Sean Parnell guy coming in, at least they won’t have to change the initials carved into the caribou-antler throne that has served as the ceremonial seat of Alaskan governors since 1959.”—pat wasserstrom, ‘honey extractor,’ from the onion's american voices.
“The first time I ever met him, I was 15, and I was an extra on Bad Boys 2. We were shooting this club scene, and they brought me in, and I was wearing a stars and stripes bikini and a red cowboy hat, and six-inch heels. And they took me to Mike and he approved it. And they said, ‘You know, Michael, she’s 15, so you can’t sit her at the bar and she can’t have a drink in her hand.’ So his solution to that problem was to then have me dancing underneath a waterfall getting soaking wet. And that’s… At 15 and I was in tenth grade. So that’s sort of a microcosm of how Bay’s mind works.”—
megan fox, on every perverted thing you already thought you knew about michael bay.