this is preposterous. somebody investigate.
summer reading list.
and if they don’t graduate summa cum laude, they must have been D students.
also, from karl rove: ‘i know lots of stupid people who went to ivy league schools.’ irony noted.
and, by proxy, am i?
'when you grow up on a farm in georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.'
this is news to me. seriously, LISTEN TO THIS.
this is the craziest thing i will read today.
(via the playlist)