this is odd. george zinkhan, who was a peabody judge, discusses conan o’brien during a screening session. for some reason, the red and black, who has done such a good job covering this situation overall, deemed this newsworthy.
three other such clips, plus archived ACC police scanner audio, here.
each of these movie moments are so outrageous, they made me yell out “WTF!” in the middle of the theater. i was all like, “blue penis? WTF!” or “oh no what are you gonna do with that staple gun, mickey? WTF!” or “whoa kid, don’t jump down there, IT’S POOP! WTF!”
it was that kind of year. mtv really knows what’s up. (or should i say “WTF’s up?” haha. man i’m so clever, i should work for mtv.)
seriously though, i imagine a six way tie between the pee one, the poop one, the vomit one, and the three that involve dicks.
“New Yankee Stadium is just like the Republican Party. You have to be super-wealthy to reap all the benefits from both, yet the two entities attract people with all kinds of income levels through fundamentalist doctrines that promise “family values” and “American League pennants”.”—(via walkoff walk)
if they play a game in washington today, i don’t know who would or should call it; i just know it won’t be the same. for millions of philadelphians my age, and in the generations before and after, harry was the voice of baseball, the voice of local media, the soundtrack of summer itself.
i’m shaken up at the thought of losing him, and i doubt i’m alone. r.i.p.
"Citizen Kane was a real disappointment. Totally unoriginal plot, bad lighting, cheesy sets. Boring too. And gosh, what is with that Rose Bud thing? That was freaky!!! Woah dude!!! Anyway this movie was whack & mad boring cause you don’t even see the dude porkin’ the girl, and she isn’t even really hot anyway. It was a bummer too that it was in black and white and all the guys looked the same cause they all wore suits. The music was all weird and whack, yo. I didn’t like it. It didn’t have a good beat or dance rhythm section. But it was mad sweet, the dude’s crib, but he just be pacing around like, whassup? He should have had a mad party and had mad homies and sum real ladies up in that piece. I thought to my self how could u be so rich & be so messed up, yo?"
"Are you kidding me. Did Avril Lavigne ever use distortion in her songs? Or how about those wierd sound effect things? Mmhhm, that’s whqat I thought. Keeping that in mind, how could anyone in their right mind say that this Hendrix guy is good. You lozerz obviously now nothing about muzik. Some idiots are calling him the best guitar player ever….? HELLO??? That’s like saying MTV doesn’t play good muzik!!! If you want good guitar, try Avril Lavigne, or, the masters of Metal, Limp Bizkit."
i’m pretty sure the citizen kane one was written as a joke, but most of these things are all too real.