Mark's Tumblr.: Archive

Apr 30th

Apr 29th

Back For More: Summer Movie Suicide Mission ‘09 →

Apr 28th

Apr 27th

this is odd. george zinkhan, who was a peabody...

Apr 27th

no oscars for fat suits: 23 people who immediately... →

Apr 27th

Apr 24th

'celebrity rehab' picked up for third season, dr.... →

and coming soon, sex rehab. should be fun.

Apr 23rd

Apr 22nd

mtv movie awards best WTF moment category. →

each of these movie moments are so outrageous, they made me yell out “WTF!” in the middle of the theater. i was all like, “blue penis? WTF!” or “oh no what are you gonna do with that staple gun, mickey? WTF!” or “whoa kid, don’t jump down there, IT’S POOP! WTF!” it was that kind of year. mtv really knows what’s up. (or should i say...

Apr 22nd

abc resurrects 'superstars.' →

and my dvr is already set.

Apr 21st

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true blood season two. now with monsters.

Apr 21st

'paper heart' trailer. →

almost certain to be the twee-est thing ever.

Apr 21st

“New Yankee Stadium is just like the Republican Party. You have to be...”

– (via walkoff walk)

Apr 20th

Apr 17th

Apr 16th

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human giant want you to join them to live twitter... →

ok, i’m not taking part in this, though i agree that crank: high voltage looks about as awesomebad as awesomebad can be. i’m just curious as to how long it’ll take for someone to make an event like this into a copyright issue.

Apr 16th

man builds chair that tweets his farts. →

Apr 14th

i mistook [the paparazzo] for a zombie. →

Apr 14th

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wherein i am a goofy looking vulcan. (via trekyourself.com) (they let you create computer generated audio, but do not allow you to use the word ‘fart.’)

Apr 13th

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these parents are ASSHOLES. (via videogum)

Apr 13th

phils broadcaster kalas passes away. →

if they play a game in washington today, i don’t know who would or should call it; i just know it won’t be the same. for millions of philadelphians my age, and in the generations before and after, harry was the voice of baseball, the voice of local media, the soundtrack of summer itself. i’m shaken up at the thought of losing him, and i doubt i’m alone. r.i.p.

Apr 13th

the single most douchetastic email you'll ever... →

from the fine new england-hating football bloggers at kissing suzy kolber. this is truly a spectacle.

Apr 9th

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newly minted peabody winners ONN are on fire lately! (via the onion)

Apr 8th

amazon one star reviews of classic books, films,... →

“Citizen Kane was a real disappointment. Totally unoriginal plot, bad lighting, cheesy sets. Boring too. And gosh, what is with that Rose Bud thing? That was freaky!!! Woah dude!!! Anyway this movie was whack & mad boring cause you don’t even see the dude porkin’ the girl, and she isn’t even really hot anyway. It was a bummer too that it was in black and white and all the guys looked the...

Apr 8th