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this is odd. george zinkhan, who was a peabody...
no oscars for fat suits: 23 people who immediately... →
'celebrity rehab' picked up for third season, dr.... →
and coming soon, sex rehab. should be fun.
mtv movie awards best WTF moment category. →
each of these movie moments are so outrageous, they made me yell out “WTF!” in the middle of the theater. i was all like, “blue penis? WTF!” or “oh no what are you gonna do with that staple gun, mickey? WTF!” or “whoa kid, don’t jump down there, IT’S POOP! WTF!” it was that kind of year. mtv really knows what’s up. (or should i say...
abc resurrects 'superstars.' →
and my dvr is already set.
true blood season two. now with monsters.
'paper heart' trailer. →
almost certain to be the twee-est thing ever.
New Yankee Stadium is just like the Republican Party. You have to be...– (via walkoff walk)
human giant want you to join them to live twitter... →
ok, i’m not taking part in this, though i agree that crank: high voltage looks about as awesomebad as awesomebad can be. i’m just curious as to how long it’ll take for someone to make an event like this into a copyright issue.
man builds chair that tweets his farts. →
i mistook [the paparazzo] for a zombie. →
wherein i am a goofy looking vulcan. (via trekyourself.com) (they let you create computer generated audio, but do not allow you to use the word ‘fart.’)
these parents are ASSHOLES. (via videogum)
phils broadcaster kalas passes away. →
if they play a game in washington today, i don’t know who would or should call it; i just know it won’t be the same. for millions of philadelphians my age, and in the generations before and after, harry was the voice of baseball, the voice of local media, the soundtrack of summer itself. i’m shaken up at the thought of losing him, and i doubt i’m alone. r.i.p.
the single most douchetastic email you'll ever... →
from the fine new england-hating football bloggers at kissing suzy kolber. this is truly a spectacle.
newly minted peabody winners ONN are on fire lately! (via the onion)
amazon one star reviews of classic books, films,... →
“Citizen Kane was a real disappointment. Totally unoriginal plot, bad lighting, cheesy sets. Boring too. And gosh, what is with that Rose Bud thing? That was freaky!!! Woah dude!!! Anyway this movie was whack & mad boring cause you don’t even see the dude porkin’ the girl, and she isn’t even really hot anyway. It was a bummer too that it was in black and white and all the guys looked the...
man man + charlene yi + fred armisen + martin starr + teen wolf parody = um, surprisingly terrible.
journalism is dead; let's all go to school to... →
(via the onion) now GO PLAY!
According to most sources, the [limbo] came to America by way of Trinidad, where...– whoa. (via mental_floss)
soccer player receives yellow card for farting. →
hogwarts snaps. →
“yo mamma so fat her patronus is a cake.”