Can you name the 90's TV sitcom based on the theme... →
aslowdescent: I got 28/32. And two of the four I didn’t get, I had never heard of. :D i just did this one too. also 28/32. weird.
weed delivery guy saves christmas. →
miracles happen everyday.
crazy lady knocks the pope over. →
happy birthday, jesus.
well, everyone knows custer died at little bighorn. what this book presupposes...– eli cash (via mfatkin) i love this line.
nickkroll: Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Bottleservice’s audition tape for “The Jersey Shore”. PUT BOBBY BOTTLESERVICE ON JERSEY SHORE NOW!
james franco. →
soap actor performance artist.
creechure: Ok, so aside from playing Ron Swanson, Nic Offerman makes high quality wooden furniture and “structures.” Step aside Alec Baldwin this man might become America’s new Thursday night role model. he also runs the only woodshop i can think of that has beefcake photos of rainn wilson on its website.
they've made a movie based on the board game... →
in which the u.s. navy fights aliens. that is all.
the slate 'write like sarah palin' contest... →
“It was only then, after I had removed the saddle from the moose, that I noticed the sweet sound of the warblers singing while perched on the fence post reminding me that unlike New York, Wasilla would always have my heart which not only pumps red, but also white and blue.”
Look at this fucking art school mustache calender. →
look at this dumb fucking spelling error that pissed me off today for no good reason. (via lookatthisfuckinghipster)
Sometimes You Have To Hide The Vegetables In A...
Travis: oh no you see it's this thing called "opera"
Travis: what they do is they take a regular classic hip-hopera like the kind we all know
Travis: and adapt it so that instead of regular music and normal rapping
Andrew: I think I follow you
Travis: it's performed with instruments and song-rapping
Travis: also usually they take the normal setting out and put the same characters in the past, and often in a foreign country
Travis: it's pretty neat, and actually gets people who don't normally listen to hip-hopera to try it out for a change
Travis: this joke! always so enjoyable to type out!