October 2009
44 posts
an open letter to january jones. →
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seconded. nic cage movies are career poison.
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Hey girl, I can see you've got an eclectic methodology. Wanna come over and get into some unique ontological positions with me?
- Me: My thesis advisor told me "Brian, your unique ontological position requires that you develop a more eclectic methodology." I spent 15 minutes figuring out what that sentence meant.
- Roddey: Shiiiiiiiiiiiitttt, work on getting that eclectic methodology. I feel likeyou could turn those words into the best grad school pick up line ever.
- Me: dare accepted.
- nice.
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“Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music?”
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john mayer, giving the response we wish all celebrities would give when asked about political issues, whilst still throwing in a healthy dose of horrible, horrible pretension.
(via vulture)