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Soup: Jon Stewart takes over Stephen Colbert's... →
soupsoup: Dear Super PAC Super Members, Hi there. I’m Jon. It looks like I’m running this thing now. All the details are in the press release below. Quick question: does anybody know where the key to the Super PAC bathroom is? Thanks, Jon Stewart President Pro Tem Americans For A Better…
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some students will go to great lengths to get out... →
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my review of 'happythankyoumoreplease,' as relayed...
M: so after you left this morning i watched a movie called happythankyoumoreplease
M: written, directed by, and starring ted mosby
M: can you guess how good it was?
L: ooooh no
L: WHY DOES THAT JERK GET TO MAKE A MOVIE
M: it's because of zach braff
M: now every douchey tv star gets to make one
M: so, anyway, the plot is
M: that he finds a young black child on the subway who's been in and out of foster homes
M: so he takes him in
M: i bet this is sounding great to you
M: you're probably thinking you should have taken the day off and watched it with me at 730 in the morning
L: hahaha
L: oh god
L: that's what you watched THAT early?
L: how have youi possbly been able to recover your day?
M: also, his best friend (malin ackerman) has alopecia
M: and she dates bad dudes all the time
M: until she finds a nice guy (the dude who played buster bluth)
M: who's sweet but kinda ugly
M: so she has to get over how ugly he is
M: and she has a very meaningful scene in front of a mirror where she takes off her head scarf very slowly
M: to reveal her bald head
M: poignant
M: and he has this cousin who gets pregnant by her doofy boyfriend
M: and then they have to decide whether they're going to move to LA because he has a job there
M: but she doesn't want to because "LA is different from new york and stuff"
M: and they have a dialogue about it that was ripped wholesale from annie hall
M: and then he just proposes to her even though they've been having problems
M: and they have a very important conversation wherein they realize that they could live anywhere
M: as long as they have each other and their unborn child to bind them
M: also did i mention that ted dates a girl whose name is mississippi
M: because she grew up in mississippi
M: but now she's a bartender/lounge singer
M: and she wouldn't sleep with him right away
M: so he proposes that she not just stay with him for one night
M: because one night stands are terrible
M: but she should stay with him for THREE NIGHTS
M: instead
M: so he gets keys made for her and shit
M: and the whole time this little orphan kid
M: who's a budding artist, by the way
M: is living on his couch, too
M: but later, ted gets arrested
M: because you can't just take a kid and keep him in your house
M: did i mention he's an author?
M: i must have mentioned that
M: and he's really good at short stories, but can't really put together a novel
M: WHICH IS A METAPHOR FOR HIS WHOLE ROMANTIC SITUATION
M: you certainly must be on board with this by now
M: i'll let everyone know that you said this should win all the oscars
M: because that's totally what you're thinking
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“This is all hipster music. I guess it’s okay for hipsters, but I’m not enough of...”
– from “The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet in the Comment Section of Year-End Lists” (via nprfreshair)
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“I’m not an athiest. I think god is there and that he is watching and he made us....”
–  Louis CK, in his Reddit IAMA, which you should be reading (via alexblagg)
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the year in band names is here! →
now it’s officially christmas.
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