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Mon Nov 9
can’t argue with the truth. (via gds923)

can’t argue with the truth.

(via gds923)

Fri Nov 6
bingo. found this year’s most offensive halloween costume. finally. way to hit on two levels, man. you’re an american hero. (via deadspin)

bingo. found this year’s most offensive halloween costume. finally. way to hit on two levels, man. you’re an american hero.

(via deadspin)

steak house or gay bar?

so this is a thing now.

Thu Nov 5
slaughterhouse90210: “Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.”  — Margaret Atwood, Surfacing this may be the most accurate slaughterhouse90210 ever.

slaughterhouse90210:

“Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.” 
— Margaret Atwood, Surfacing

this may be the most accurate slaughterhouse90210 ever.

members of the roots let douchebag frontrunning yankee fan jay-z know what they think about him after the yanks beat the phillies tonight to capture their 27th championship. they speak for us all. (via questo’s twitter) oh, and phils: thanks for the great run, again.

members of the roots let douchebag frontrunning yankee fan jay-z know what they think about him after the yanks beat the phillies tonight to capture their 27th championship.

they speak for us all.

(via questo’s twitter)

oh, and phils: thanks for the great run, again.

Wed Nov 4

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

the autotune! it does nothing!

Tue Nov 3

wow. this is just stone cold. i think i like it.

claude levi-strauss dies at 100.

wait, CLAUDE LEVI-STRAUSS WAS STILL ALIVE?

i so wish i had thought of this. paulscheer: My Favorite Halloween Costume (Via Slashfilm)

i so wish i had thought of this.

paulscheer:

My Favorite Halloween Costume

(Via Slashfilm)

Sun Nov 1
ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 mustached american of the year, arizona diamondbacks reliever clay zevada. and proud we are of all of him. (via american mustache institute)

ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 mustached american of the year, arizona diamondbacks reliever clay zevada. and proud we are of all of him.

(via american mustache institute)

Sat Oct 31
i’d like milk steak, boiled over hard, and some of your finest jelly beans, raw… (via mfatkin)

i’d like milk steak, boiled over hard, and some of your finest jelly beans, raw…

(via mfatkin)

Fri Oct 30
oh, today show, i watched you today and you were awful.

oh, today show, i watched you today and you were awful.

Wed Oct 28
an open letter to january jones.

seconded. nic cage movies are career poison.

arnold likes to send coded messages in his vetoes. (via sfbg politics blog)

arnold likes to send coded messages in his vetoes.

(via sfbg politics blog)